Mr. Tell Me A Fucking Secret

I s2g i cant leave for two hours without shit going down

(Hehe but im living for the conspiracy lets be real)

youlooklikeasixtiesqueen:
Via xsimply_mishax on twitter
MISHA: so Castiel makes this homosexual declaration of love which is amazing that that happened and then he um *clears throat* dies right after which plays into a timeless Hollywood trope of kill the gays which then also like pisses off… because we give then we take away
MARK SHEPPARD: you do know misha we all knew?
MISHA: oh no I didn’t know. Matt didn’t know. did you know that?
MARK: No we all knew that Castiel was in love with Dean
!!!

this blog hates donald trump

aggressivetapdancing:

pearlmarley:
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
I’ve never reblogged something so fast

mammapeggs:

Inspired by younger me, because I used to wear my dad’s clothes, which he wouldn’t wear ever again. I was a weird kid ok?
But the horrible person, I am I made some angsty Lams shit out of it. 👌🏼
WHY DOES THIS HAVE OVER A THOUSAND FUCKING NOTES

afroclusterfunk:

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I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom
My dick has been on fire for over an hour
I told my chef what happened and he was like “you only make that mistake about fourteen times”
He tells me this story about this time he had gotten out of a chili class in which he had been cutting habenjero peppers all class and he goes back to his dorm and starts finger blasting his girlfriend and she stars SCREECHING.
She he fukin SPRINTS to the dorm prep kitchen and gets a gallon of heavy cream and runs back to the room. He starts pouring this shit all over her Cooze right, and she’s like shoveling cream into her hole. And he’s freaking out. Like he’s so sure that this chick is don’t with him forever.
So they deal with this thing and the cream works and he’s like massaging it into her pussy for like a half an hour because you have to constantly soak it to nullify the habenjero oils or whatever. And she gets INTO IT.
She fucking CUMS
And my chef tells me this stupid ass story and looks me in the eye and says to me
“Nothing says I love you like a gallon of heavy cream in her pussy”
And I think that’s the best sentence I’ve ever heard in my entire life.
Yes good story but WHY IS IT IN LIKE 8 DIFFERENT PARTS DO YOU KNOW WHAT PARAGRAPHS ARE.

ITS THIS. YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS.
SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE AT WORK AND CANT POST EVERYTHING AT ONE TIME FUCK OFF
its serialized. he’s a modern day dickens

How many Supernatural fans are there on Tumblr?

essenceofdeanwinchester:

loki-dokey:
You are only allowed to reblog this ONCE. Any more than once and this is completely ruined.
Reblog if you’re a Supernatural fan so we can see how many of us there are out there!
Originally posted by dig4victory

ao3tagoftheday:
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“The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Please, I need to know what the ship name is
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Ok, I’m getting so many hilarious suggestions and I don’t know which one is the best....

ao3tagoftheday:

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The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Please, I need to know what the ship name is
Ok, I’m getting so many hilarious suggestions and I don’t know which one is the best. So, new game. Please reply with your proposed ship name, I will post my favorites, and then we will vote. The winner gets, I don’t know, something.
Alright. I have selected my favorites. Since several names were proposed multiple times, I’ve chosen to credit the person who proposed a name first. You can vote here!
The creators of the finalists are: @skinningacrocodile @weissroseschnee @callofthewilde @darkumbreon9 @yikeswhatshappenin @getintherobot@littleforestmageguy @buffalo-bilbo
Ok, I’m closing the survey now because surveymonkey decided I’d gotten too many responses and charged me $35 out of nowhere so fuck them. I’ll be posting the results in a minute.
And the winner is….
THE FAULT IN OUR SWAMP
Congratulations to @littleforestmageguy for creating the winning ship name and to @darkumbreon9 and @callofthewilde for creating the runners up.
The full breakdown of the results is here:
In conclusion, thank you all for participating. Also:
If anyone writes a fic with this pairing and tags it with our chosen ship name, I will grin and post gleefully about it.
If anyone gets John Green to notice and respond to this, I will jump up and down, scream, and probably tell this story at parties for the rest of my life.
If anyone gets Shrek to notice and respond to this, I will conclude that reality is warping dangerously, and, in my final moments before the dimensional instability claims us all, I will be, I don’t know actually, but I bet it’ll be interesting.

linssweater:
“ glambergray:
“oh my god guys
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I HATE APRIL FOOLS YALL I ALMOST FELL FOR IT
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linssweater:

glambergray:
oh my god guys
Originally posted by justalittletumblweed
I HATE APRIL FOOLS YALL I ALMOST FELL FOR IT

deancasbigbang:
“Title: The Pink Triangle
Author: mishasfakeorgasm
Artist: lotrspnfangirl
Rating: Explicit
Length: 32, 348
Pairings: Dean/Cas
Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, mentioned major character death, rape/noncon
Summary: What do you...

deancasbigbang:

Title: The Pink Triangle
Author: mishasfakeorgasm
Artist: lotrspnfangirl
Rating: Explicit
Length: 32, 348
Pairings: Dean/Cas
Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, mentioned major character death, rape/noncon
Summary: What do you do when a stranger shows up at your front door in the middle of the night, begging for your help?
It’s the eve of World War Two, and the Nazis are persecuting people all over the country. Castiel Novak was never one to take risks, especially anything as drastic as hiding refugees. It was too risky, and not at all worth it for him. However, a mix up leaving Dean Winchester on his doorstep forces Cas to reevaluate his morals and decide what to do with the man.
Fic link
Art link (NSFW)

Seven months later, my story is finally ready to share with the world. Check it out!

saxa01:

12x12 & 13x01

“I love you. I love all of you.”
“I’ve lost everything. Bring him back. Bring them all back.”
They say what they mean then they cover it up by including everyone else. But take that away and what do we have?

I love you
He was my everything.

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